7 Extras

Most guys know what extras mean. Extra duties = burnt weekends, no time to play soccer, no time for movies, no time for LAN games, no time to date girls and find a girlfriend, no time to go out with girlfriend even if you have one. Now the girls know what the ominous words "Take SEVEN extras!" mean, maybe you'd appreciate this cap. Maybe it would help the male wearer ward away the evils of extra duties. HELP THEM!!! Buy this cap!
[note: "extras" are formally known as extra duties, which are done during the weekends when everyone else has booked out. Issued as punishments to servicemen for infringements.]

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


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7extras