About Us & FAQ

Hello all. This site has all the designs that we offer. We also provide customisation services. Each cap costs SGD$14 exclusive of postage.

As our schedules are extremely tight, we don't sell ready caps and we only have the time to conduct mass-orders (sprees) which require a minimum order of 6 caps.

You can order either a design from this site, or provide us with your own design.
Click here for an example of our spree and other instructions!

FAQ

Can i order now?
Sorry you can't =( Click HERE for an example of a spree though. If you want to be informed of future sprees, do drop us an email to join our mailing list. Keep checking this page for updates!

Do you happen to have any ready caps for sale?
We usually print a couple of extra caps during our sprees. Check out my sales journal and try your luck there!

What if i don't have a livejournal account?
If you don't have a Livejournal account and just stumbled on this blog somehow, no worries, drop us an email at biatchcaps@gmail.com with your order (in the same format as stated on the spree site) and we will still take in your order!

How long will it take before I can collect the cap?
Caps will be ready within 5-7days after I close the spree if the orders total 6-18 caps. The approximation of 5-7 days is based on our previous sprees and may be subject to change if there are any unforeseen circumstances causing delay.

DETAILS HERE!

How we package your caps!

So we start with these materials...

Then we wrap up your cap in a plastic bag and tape it up, just in case Mr Postman drops into the canal/pond or tries to throw the package into your house and it drops in your koi pond.

Then we make a paper envelope from mahjong paper or brown paper and put the cap in...

NEW! We will put in 5 pieces of crumpled newspaper together with your cap, to provide support and prevent it from being crushed somehow in the mailing process.

And this is the final package! You can look forward to seeing this in the hands of Mr Postman in 2-3 days from the day we send it out!

And the back view, where we put a return address, just in case the package gets lost somehow or Mr Postman gets robbed and this package is left behind.


ALL this is a special extra service provided FREE OF CHARGE! You only need to pay for postage, $1.00, which is the exact amount you will see on the stamp. That's the price Singpost charges for non-standard mail of this weight. :)

So go ahead, select POSTAGE instead of MASS MEETUP!

DETAILS HERE!

Satisfied Customers!

These are some pictures of our satisfied customers sporting our caps, just to give everyone a better idea how our caps look when worn.
Do you own one of our caps? Wanna show the whole world how good you look in it? Send us a picture at biatchcaps@gmail.com and we'll put it up here! =)

DETAILS HERE!

Look what's been spotted on celebrities!

DETAILS HERE!

Nerds Rule

(Inspired by THIS.)

Tired of getting beat up at recess? Sick of dumb jocks smashing your thick glasses? Cannot stand those emo-punk-goth-retro-sters getting on your nerves and spilling coke on you? Fight back with this cap. Tell them who's the BOSS. Then slug them with a dictionary and run.
Also available with other intellectual terms like DORKS and GEEKS.




Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!

Item Name:
nerdsrule

DETAILS HERE!

Good Rear

Good Rear tires are often stored in the BOOT(y) of the car and cannot be seen from the front. So to let people know what kinda spare tire you're carrying in your BOOT(y), just wear this and we'll know, its all GOOD.

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
goodrear

DETAILS HERE!

Wah, That's Hot!

Inspired by this lovely lady and her constant exclamations of "That's Hot!".

You either love her or hate her. Either way you can still wear this cap, for having it on your head can be seen as revering her words of wisdom, or scoffing at her lack of intellect. Either way you win.

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!

Item Name:
thatshot

DETAILS HERE!

I Heart Seth

Show me a girl who doesn't like Seth Cohen and I'll show you a... dyke. The poster-boy of our generation, he stands for everything unhip, uncool, unglam, and yet manages to look hip, cool and glam at the same time. A walking paradox he is and you know you want him on your head.


Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!

Item Name:
sethcohen

DETAILS HERE!

Please Do Not Feed The Models

We all know models eat a lot and will grab anything edible off your hands. This is a very sensible warning not to feed them anything, especially not peanuts or bananas, or they may chase you.

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
feedthemodels

DETAILS HERE!

Hello My Name Is

Attended any dating sessions recently? Speed-dating power lunches? Blind dates? How about the creeps in the clubs pestering you for your number? Fend them off with this and tell them just how high maintenance you are!

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
hellomynameis

DETAILS HERE!

Golddigger

All girls love diamonds and all girls love boys. But what do all girls love the most? Boys that come with DIAMONDS!
Golddigger Jewelers adds that extra bling to your outfit.
And here is how it looks on a white cap!



Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
golddigger

DETAILS HERE!

7 Extras

Most guys know what extras mean. Extra duties = burnt weekends, no time to play soccer, no time for movies, no time for LAN games, no time to date girls and find a girlfriend, no time to go out with girlfriend even if you have one. Now the girls know what the ominous words "Take SEVEN extras!" mean, maybe you'd appreciate this cap. Maybe it would help the male wearer ward away the evils of extra duties. HELP THEM!!! Buy this cap!
[note: "extras" are formally known as extra duties, which are done during the weekends when everyone else has booked out. Issued as punishments to servicemen for infringements.]

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
7extras

DETAILS HERE!

7-INCHES

This one's for the confident guys out there. Definitely not a cap for the weak-hearted. If you've got it then you've gotta flaunt it, let them girls know how much meat you're packing.
For the ladies interested in this cap... er. I really cannot think of a female body part that could measure 7 inches but if you like this cap, why not?

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!

Item Name:
7inches

DETAILS HERE!

Soccer Widow

Soccer season is here again! That means you're as good as single, because your boyfriend will be deaf and dumb to the rest of the world. Have no fear, this cap is here! Show the whole world how you feel about him and his soccer matches and he'll come grovelling back to you in shame!

And here is the same design on a red cap. (make sure you specify the colour of the cap you want!)


Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
soccerwidow

DETAILS HERE!

Supermodel

Everyone loves a supermodel. They're sexy, gorgeous, leggy, svelte, beautiful and sexy. But you can't have your cake and eat it to. So most times, like all great products, they come without something included.

And here is an example of a custom order, a black design on a navy blue cap!


Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
supermodel

DETAILS HERE!

Sith Happens

Star Wars fan? Surely you'd know how its like when things don't go your way, when the whole world seems to be against you; in other words, when SITH HAPPENS. This cap will help the people around you accept that sometimes, the whole Republic can be against you and your little green pal, and that all you have with you to deal with the world is the FORCE.
May the FORCE be with you.

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!

Item Name:
sithhappens

DETAILS HERE!

BAH Humbug!

Somedays we all feel like the scrooge on Christmas Eve, but with your sweet demure face, no one can tell you're in a bad mood and they'll all bug you about homework and the weather and other inane nonsense. Fret not, we have the solution: BAH Humbug!


Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item name:
bahhumbug

DETAILS HERE!

I heart ME

We all love ourselves and we need to remind ourselves of that fact once in a while. Make a statement as a young activist and campaign against self mutilation!


Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
iheartme

DETAILS HERE!

Don't Be Jealous

Confident of yourself? Pity all the rest of the world who envy you (for your looks or intelligence or wealth or whatever) and shoot you looks of jealousy all the time? This cap will stop them and shield you from their daggers. Inspired by everybody's favourite socialite.


Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
jealous

DETAILS HERE!

Got Milf?

Just for the guys, we all know what MILF means and how its good for us, makes us grow up strong and healthy. We all love fresh breast milk eh. NOT for the girls.
Navy Blue Got Milf caps are one of our most popular caps!


Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!

Item Name:
gotmilf

DETAILS HERE!

Finding Emo

If you don't know what emo is, don't bother trying to find out, because you won't get it. However if you are into emocee, you will like this cap, because we all want to find emo.
As inspired by One Tree Hill's Peyton Sawyer, spotted on her T-shirt.

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
findingemo

DETAILS HERE!

Babe Watch

Girlfriend always checking out other guys? Spite her by wearing this cap out to town. Guaranteed to get the attention of that cute chick your girlfriend would love to hate. -wink-

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
babewatch

DETAILS HERE!

Boy Watch

Boyfriend always checking out other girls? Spite him by wearing this cap out to town. Guaranteed to get the attention of that cute guy your boyfriend would love to hate. -wink-

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
boywatch

DETAILS HERE!

Piping Hotdogs

Another cap more suited for guys cause firstly, it's called FRANK's hotdogs and secondly, all guys love their weiners! i mean, they love to eat hotdogs and sausages. that's why hotdog stands enjoy such good business!

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!



Item Name:
hotdogs

DETAILS HERE!

Garbage Collector

Some girls consider their boyfriends garbage. And because they still date their boyfriends even though they're "garbage", these girls deserve to be accorded the grand title of "Garbage Collector". Best bought in a pair with "Garbage"

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
garbagecollector

DETAILS HERE!

Garbage

Some girls think all men are garbage. Most guys beg to differ. Some guys don't bother because girls are impossible to reason with. This cap is for these guys, for their stoic indifference. Best bought in a pair with "Garbage Collector"

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
garbage

DETAILS HERE!

Your Boyfriend Said Hi!

You have a reputation. You're worried some people may not know about your reputation. Some people think you're a nice sweet demure girl. You're not. You're a BITCH and this cap screams it. (Non-bitches can get this cap too!)

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
boyfriend

DETAILS HERE!

Put Me In Your Mouth!

ORAL hygiene is a must for all guys and girls. So go on, put that toothbrush in your mouth and brush brush brush! This is a cap for guys. If you don't know why ask your guy friend. They don't brush their teeth! EWWW!

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
toothbrush

DETAILS HERE!

B.M.T. Widow

Boyfriend enlisting soon? Or maybe he's already slogging away tasting the mud of our land? This cap expresses all your anguish from being deprived of your boyfriend the whole week.

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item Name:
bmtwidow

DETAILS HERE!

Models only

Too many people coming up to you, asking for your number in clubs or on the streets? That pesky boy/girl keeps staring at you hoping to catch your eye? This cap will do the trick! Unless the people you're trying to keep away ARE MODELS.

Price:
$14 only!
If you've bought from us ONCE (number of times, not number of caps) before, you get 10% discount!
If you've bought from us TWICE before, you get 20% discount!
If you've bought from us THREE or MORE times before, you get 30% discount!
We reward regular customers!


Item name:
modelsonly

DETAILS HERE!